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Guys You've Met In The Public Toilets
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Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole,
rips shorts
Sociable - Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not,
figures it doesn't cost anything
Crosseyed - Looks inthe urinal on the left, pisses in the middle,
and flushes the one on the right
Timid - Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes
back later
Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink
Clever - Look Ma, no hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses
on floor
Worried - Not sure if he has been lately, stops in for a
quick check
Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit
a bug on the wall
Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it
bubble
Absent-Minded-Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants
Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows
the guy in the next stall will get blamed
Patient - Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads
a newspaper with his free hand
Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants
Tough - Bangs dick on the side of the urinal to dry it
Efficient - Waits until he has to crap then does both
Fat - Backs up and takes a long shot at urinal, pisses
on his shoe
Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants
Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away
Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat